fun with trolls

It's so amusing when Internet trolls try to intimidate or con you, especially when you're a slightly mischievous queer punk yob. Got this email from someone calling themself "Rosemary Sexton": "I am Rosemary. I have the taped video of your cam which shows your indecent stimulated doings and clip you viewed on the porno videos because that website was infected with my backdoor. You happen to look stunning in the video. ... I'll send your video to your friends unless you pay me 3000 USD via bit coin within the next 24 hours."
Well, I'm sorry fool; but trying to intimidate someone who dresses as shewn in ye photo to ye right just ain't gonna work. And such a nasty video of me doesn't seem likely, since I have been celibate since ye days when I worked downtown as a male whore in 1983 (it's funny how being a whore can put you off sex...). There are plenty of videos of me on YouTube, but moft of yem are me yakking about books and being an author. I've done a few photo sessions of me posing nude, but it ain't (literally) no big deal.

My reply to her email was, "I love the idea of my friends seeing the videos! That will help me organize my orgies. Thank you!"

There has been no further communication with dear Rosemary.



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  1. Haha, right? I got one of those. It referenced a porn video site and told me that if I didn't send them $2,000, they would send my viewing record to everyone in my contacts list. I replied "Seems like an easy way to share my playlist. Go right ahead!"

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    1. They simply cannot intimidate us when we laugh at them. It also helped that the videos she has of me don't exist.

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  2. You're born naked, and everything else is Drag! RuPaul Charles

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